Day 1 at School
So on his first day at school, the first class was English Language. The teacher called on Akpos and asked him:-
Teacher: Akpos, make a Sentence with “Big”
Akpors: The Ram Is Big
Teacher: Make it longer
Akpos: The Ram is big ooooooo
Teacher was like , “WHAAAAAT!!!!”.
The Teacher recovered and continued with his questions: –
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this?
Akpors: We should stop wasting time in studies and find that WOMAN
Teacher: Get out of my Class, Akpos
Akpos bounced out of the class, not sure what to do. Somehow, he made his way to the library. Once inside, he spotted a very pretty girl reading quietly. He quickly approached her and started wooing her right in the library. Oh Akpos! After some minutes, the girl got angry and shouted,
Will you please leave me alone so that I can concentrate?
Everybody turned and looked at Akpos.
So what did Akpos do? Akpos gazed her intently and replied in a loud voice:
“I will not leave you alone until you accept Jesus as your Lord and personal Saviour!”
Lolz! Watch out for day 2 tomorrow.
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